My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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