Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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