new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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