ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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