when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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