He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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