I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I have post one night stand depression
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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