People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
