It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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