And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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