Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Dick very happy bro
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