i don't like sucking hair
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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