I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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