he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Randomize
