She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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