also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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