it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
