3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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