Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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