he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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