So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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