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I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.

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(989): View more from Michigan

i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen

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(501): View more from Arkansas

He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.

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(503): View more from Oregon

since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either

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(302): View more from Delaware

you goin out tonight?

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

who is this.

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your orgasm for tonight

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(949): View more from California

am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?

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i thought you knew

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(408): View more from California

He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.

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It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian

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