he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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