I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
The best revenge is premature balding
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Randomize
