what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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