Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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