bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I have post one night stand depression
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