im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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