are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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