what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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