Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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