And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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