If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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