Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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