i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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