Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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