If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
