yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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