I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize