4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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