I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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