i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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