also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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