If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
why do cheetos always look like penises
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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