So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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