they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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