So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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