Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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