Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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