whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
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