I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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