i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
