does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So much Jack, so little girl.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I think I just sharted jello shots
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