She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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