I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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