He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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