i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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