I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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