i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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